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Hey, pasta. We’ve been doing this flirty will-they-or-won’t-they deal with each other for awhile now, and I think maybe it’s time to take things to the next level. I mean, I see you at lunch and dinner almost every day. Sometimes, I even have you for breakfast. That’s serious. We’re serious.
It’s February 13th. We don’t have time to play hard to get, and I just can’t hold myself back anymore…

How do I need you? Can’t you tell? I need you like a penny needs a wishing well.
Let’s be real here. All you really need for a sexy night in is a bottle of vodka, some pasta, and a few hours of Everyday Italian.
