Hey, pasta. We’ve been doing this flirty will-they-or-won’t-they deal with each other for awhile now, and I think maybe it’s time to take things to the next level. I mean, I see you at lunch and dinner almost every day. Sometimes, I even have you for breakfast. That’s serious. We’re serious.
It’s February 13th. We don’t have time to play hard to get, and I just can’t hold myself back anymore…
